Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Charles Is the Worst: Child Rearing

Charles Is the Worst: Child Rearing: "Quote of the day from Charles himself.... Charles speaking to a coworker: 'Do you hit your kids?' Inappropriate work etiquette Charles, ..."

Typical Charles.... FIRST!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

when computers become really depressing.

running out of material folksCHACHACHA

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Monday, December 10, 2007

nothing has changed

she doesn't even TRY anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007


As you can tell my blog is going downhill.

Like a sled.

So here is a piece on eskimos as narrated and interpreted by patrick jeremy nissim.

here is the eskimo. so noble and snuggly.

there are also eskimo doggies. who too are noble and snuggly, like their more culturally significant masters.

when an eskimo is angered, they often lure their animal friends to throw spears and shit. as shown here in the academic illustration:

here is a close look at my 4th grade social studies diorama

as you can see, Nanuk the eskimo is telling a funny joke to his doggies right before the grim reaper, standing behind him, kills his eskimo ass

here is an eskimo kiss performed by real eskimos of the "lez" tribe!

contrary to poopular belief (lol!) bobby seale was not an eskimo, nor a seal. he was a black panther.

a very black panther.


eskimos even believe in da bebeh jeezus. here is an image of mary and joseph with jesus as a baby on a sled (what a FUCKING surprise lol!!!!). there is a penguin there to deliver the baby and a fish to flap on the baby and a lion to growl at the baby. eskimos sure know how to have a good time!!!!

well that about concludes eskimos in their entirety. as for crediting who i stole the pictures from, that is for fucking pussies.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

alicia keys in a fat suit