Charles Is the Worst: Child Rearing

Charles Is the Worst: Child Rearing: "Quote of the day from Charles himself.... Charles speaking to a coworker: 'Do you hit your kids?' Inappropriate work etiquette Charles, ..."

Typical Charles.... FIRST!

this makes up for all of the time spent away from this blog - tenfold

Worst Rap Battle Ever - Watch more free videos

when computers become really depressing.

running out of material folksCHACHACHA

BREAKING NEWS!: Clinton Has Found A Running Mate!

Benicio Del Toro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothing has changed

she doesn't even TRY anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello.

As you can tell my blog is going downhill.

Like a sled.

So here is a piece on eskimos as narrated and interpreted by patrick jeremy nissim.

here is the eskimo. so noble and snuggly.


there are also eskimo doggies. who too are noble and snuggly, like their more culturally significant masters.


when an eskimo is angered, they often lure their animal friends to throw spears and shit. as shown here in the academic illustration:


here is a close look at my 4th grade social studies diorama

as you can see, Nanuk the eskimo is telling a funny joke to his doggies right before the grim reaper, standing behind him, kills his eskimo ass

here is an eskimo kiss performed by real eskimos of the "lez" tribe!


contrary to poopular belief (lol!) bobby seale was not an eskimo, nor a seal. he was a black panther.

a very black panther.

CURRENCY!!!!


eskimos even believe in da bebeh jeezus. here is an image of mary and joseph with jesus as a baby on a sled (what a FUCKING surprise lol!!!!). there is a penguin there to deliver the baby and a fish to flap on the baby and a lion to growl at the baby. eskimos sure know how to have a good time!!!!




well that about concludes eskimos in their entirety. as for crediting who i stole the pictures from, that is for fucking pussies.

alicia keys in a fat suit

this is A REBIRTH OF CHINESE LABOR!
YEAH, UHUH!

You Want That New Radiohead CD?

get it - free

on the radiohead website, you can preorder the digital/download version of their new release in rainbows right now. the price? it's up to you. see for yourself

A Little Flavor In Ya Ear

tujiko noriko.

omg, where?

right here.

tujiko noriko - white film
tujiko noriko - magic
tujiko noriko - narita made

^_^ k thx bai!

THE ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS!

I'm Peeling Like An Onion

hello everyone i know i haven't written in like 3 weeks but whatever we're all grown ups we can wait.

i know EVERYONE has been asking me
"hey how did you get into film school?"
and i say well i sent them this movie. IT'S CALLED SLEEPOVER

here is some light graffiti

home

i miss you and i can't wait to see you.

oh my god, pleaaaase...

someone go to animalshirts.net and buy a fucking t-shirt.

it's the mutha fuckin remix

i was given the challenge of remixing nine inch nails. so i did.

here is the original.

here is the remix.

the song is called "god given".

thank you.

an essay from the youth of america

"koalas aren't hard they some little bitches."

a closer look into an 8th grader's perspective on koalas and extinction.

tonight i celebrate...

FLORIDA'S INDEPENDENCE!
(on july 17th, 1821, spain officially turned florida to the united states)

cheers!

日本は極度の驚くばかりである!

domo arigato mr. roboto

because you forgot all the french you learned from those "muzzy" videos

now i know we're supposed to hate france and all that because we're america, but i just can't, goddamnit.

they gave us michel gondry

they have terribly attractive news anchors (her name is melissa theuriau and yes i am married to her)

but besides all of that, they also give us great music:

hocus pocus - j'attends
hocus pocus - j'attends (remix)




















mathieu boogaerts - bon bon















hugo - fouille toi
















dick annegarn - coutances

back by popular demand...

a little bit of poison oak, a little bit of "swim time", and a little bit of storytelling.
special guest: leslie patten
episode two - "wyoming"

you might say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one

as many of you probably don't know, i have recently been trying to scrap together the necessary elements i need to start production on my ambitious j dilla documentary project. besides the inherent difficulty of beginning any particular project, there is also the overwhelming difficulty of having to tackle the costs of music and video licensing. here is the email received from stones throw records about my project inquiry:

JULY 5, 2007

Patrick


Thanks for the reaching out. I can tell your passionate about what you’re doing.

There’s a couple parties interesting in a similar movie but thus far nothing has happened. Once you start to think about all the complications involving rights to video and music, and access to video (dilla was not often on camera) you can imagine what a difficult project it shapes up to be. Add to this the fact that dilla’s estate is still working to get it’s business in order – very complicated behind the scenes.

We can’t offer help to your project, especially based on a single email, but keep us updated.


Thank you

Jeff Jank

although the email was disheartening to an eager and naive college student, it just became clear that this was something i was going to have to work for. i'm trying to raise a rediculous amount of money somehow and these are the only ideas i've come up with so far:

- planning large themed events in san rafael
- investing (...)
- planning a concert
- t-shirts??

so clearly none of those are very good (but i might plan an event, because that sounds so awesome).

if you have any ideas, let me know.

for information on my investment, i give you these:

dillapedia

J Dilla - So Far To Go (feat. D'Angelo and Common)
J Dilla - Crushin (Yeeaaah)
Common - The Light (produced by J Dilla)