THE ELEPHANT NEVER FORGETS!

I'm Peeling Like An Onion

hello everyone i know i haven't written in like 3 weeks but whatever we're all grown ups we can wait.

i know EVERYONE has been asking me
"hey how did you get into film school?"
and i say well i sent them this movie. IT'S CALLED SLEEPOVER

here is some light graffiti

日本は極度の驚くばかりである!

domo arigato mr. roboto

back by popular demand...

a little bit of poison oak, a little bit of "swim time", and a little bit of storytelling.
special guest: leslie patten
episode two - "wyoming"

advertisements in europe

are way too clever...

WARNING: keep the volume at an "intimate" level

florida state of mind

everything is officially up and running over here at college, so "cowboys & indians" is back in business.

first and foremost, i'd like to bring the following items to your attention:

1. this court case is absolutely rediculous
(support the chungs or read more about their case here)
2. artist dan witz is a genius
3. the new p.t. anderson film, "there will be blood", has a brief trailer available here
4. in nairobi, the capital city of kenya, a group of 25 impoverished prostitutes appear to have a natural immunity to the HIV virus

okay.

so i'm all moved in and am hopefully going to begin working on the next episode of "wyoming".

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IN COLLEGE:

The Blow - Parenthesis (Rory Phillips Remix

A Tribe Called Quest - The Jam (Consequence Remix)

Wilco - Please Be Patient With Me

out

sesamia street: a glimpse into psychadelic kids t.v.

the 70s was truly the "golden era" of children's television.

1. Lidsville


2. The Banana Splits Show


3. The Bugaloos


[commercial break]


4. Sigmund and the Sea Monsters


5. Wonderbug


6. HR Pufnstuf

speech therapy

in case you missed the spectacular - here's my speech.

or if you want higher quality

and i know don't usually post personal video, but i guess i'm bringing it back like that

taking off sincerely,

-cool

i'll make yall eat "top ramen", while i eat shrimp

now, many of my readers are 80's babies who probably skipped over "Yo! MTV Raps" in the 90's to catch "Hey Dude!" on nickelodeon.

so, tonight I offer you some of the grimiest, raw rap videos that you probably never saw.

"Tried By 12" - East Flatbush Project


"Bonita Applebum" - A Tribe Called Quest


"Straight Outta Compton" - N.W.A.


"Jump" - Kriss Kross


"Parents Just Don't Understand" - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince


"Fight For Your Right" - Beastie Boys


"Follow the Leader" - Erik B. & Rakim


"360 Degrees" - Grand Puba


"They Reminisce Over You (TROY)" - Pete Rock & CL Smooth

watergate: mario & luigi style

You know you crave it.

Wyoming MiniSeries #1

So as you may or may not have known, this summer my friends and I decided to go on a road trip to Wyoming to stay at Michael Patten's new cabin! Well, lucky for you, I brought my fucking camera. Here is a 3 part (most likely) series of our trip and what happened. The segments are about 6 minutes long and are edited to be somewhat entertaining.

enjoy episode one

few more notes:

1) Georgetown is the team I chose to win the NCAA tournament, so if your team is already out...please send your good vibes over to them. Thank you. My bank account appreciates it.

2) I recently attended a youth film exhibition sponsored by Comcast Cable and I was interviewed. The program is allegedly going to be available on OnDemand, so be sure to catch me bullshit a Q&A and mouth the words "Kill Me" at the end! Fantastic.

3) I am Holden Caulfield.

4) If I could be friends with anyone in the NBA, it would be Gilbert Arenas (note the "Gilbertology" segment)

i know we haven't spoken in a while...

but i know you miss me.
(im waiting to hear back from colleges before I can put my mind to a blog, until then enjoy this rare MadTV piece that actually makes me laugh)

Fox News version of the "Daily Show"

The competition is fierce ladies and gentlemen. John Stewart better hold on to his hat.